There was once a poor elderly black women that lived alone in a
small run down house. Everyday, after school, a little white boy
would pass by and yell out racially insulting names to her. One
day the little boy decided to hide under the elderly woman's
porch, in hopes of jumping out and seriously startling her to
death. Instead he heard her praying. "Dear God, I'm really
hungry. I know you will have food on my door step tomorrow and I
will do a dance for you with these old tired feet".
The little
white boy was maliciously ecstatic after hearing this, he had a
plan.
The next day he gathered food from his home and told his friends
to follow him when the school is over. He told them the stupid
old black woman thinks God listens to her and she will do a
dance so they all can laugh. The boy placed the food on her door
step and they all hid under her porch.
The elderly black lady
came out and saw the food. With glee, she said very loudly;
"Lord, you are so mighty you answer all prayers. Not only did
you send food as I prayed, but your powers are so mighty that
you were able to make the devil bring it himself".
Racist Joke
Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?
Cause being white is bad enough already.
Blondes & Butter
What do blondes have in common with butter?
They both spread for bread.
