Funny White People Jokes

 

 
     
 

Q: What's Orange White and Very Beautiful
A: A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!
 

Q: What does a white woman make for dinner?
A: Reservations.

Q: What did the white man do before his blood test?
A: He studied.

 


 

     
 

 

Why did white people own slaves?
They were not strong enough to pick cotton - weak bastards.

Why cant white men jump?
They were too busy making racist jokes.

 

     
 

 

A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.

Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, "Well, how'd I do?"

The nurse says: "She had twins."

He says, "Heh, heh, heh...well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there's snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace."

She says, "Well, then you'd better change filters. Both of the babies are black."

 

   

 

Blondes & Butter What do blondes have in common with butter?
They both spread for bread.
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  Added: 04.02.2008.  Views: 46021  Rate:



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

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