What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?
They are both black people with white faces.
Golf
A man goes into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five
iron wrapped tightly around his neck, of course the doctor asks
what happened to him.
"Well, it pretty much goes like this," said the man. "I was
having a quiet round of golf with my dear wife, when she sliced
her ball into a pasture of cows."
..."and we went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I
walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was
my wife's golf ball....stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Holy cow, Edna,
this looks like yours!'"
Blondes & Butter
What do blondes have in common with butter?
They both spread for bread.
