Short Mexican Jokes

 

 
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Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patches?
Cuz they come along with birth certificates.
   
     
 


Why are Mexicans so damn short?
They all live in basement apartments.

     
 

 

What do you call a mexican porn-star?
Inch-a-lotta

 

     
 

 

What do you call a mexican in a 3-piece suit?
Will the defendant please stand up?

 

     
 

 

A blonde, a brunette, a vicar, a priest, a rabbi, two giraffes and a duck, a farmer, a lawyer, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinese, an Irishman, a Japanese, an American,and a Scotsman walked into an disco. The dj said, "Wait a minute! Is this some kind of a short joke?"


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