A US Border Patrol Agent catched
an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence. He
pulls him out and says, "Sorry, man, you know the law, you're
going back across the border right away."
The Mexican man begs him, "No, no!
Senior, I must stay in el America! Porfavor!"
The agent thinks to himself, I'm
going to make it hard for him, and says "OK, I'll let you stay
if you can use 3 English words in a sentence."
The Mexican man of course agrees
right away.
The agent tells him, "The three
words are: green, pink and yellow. Now use them in one
sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard
for about two minutes, then says, "Hmmm, OK. The phone, it went
green, green, green... I pink it up, and said yellow?"
Mexican, Japanese and Slovenian
There were 3 men working at the top of a high building. One was
Japanese, one was Mexican, and the other one was Slovenian. At
lunch they went to the edge of the building and the Mexican guy
pulled out a taco and he said :
"if I get another taco I am gonna jump off this building
tomorrow".
The Japanese guy pulled out fried
rice and said: "if I get fried rice tomorrow I'm gonna jump off
with you". The Slovenian guy pulled out a ham sandwich and
said: "if I get another ham sandwich, I'm gonna jump tomorrow
with you guys, as well".
The next day the Mexican guy got a
taco so he jumped off. The Japanese guy got fried rice so he
jumped off. The Polish guy got a ham sandwich so hey jumped off
the building.
The next day their wives had a
triple funeral and the Mexican guy's wife was crying and she
said: "I could have made him a burrito".
The Japanese guy's wife was crying
and said: "I could have made him some sushi or ramen".
The Slovenian guy's wife couldn't
stop laughing.
The other's asked what was so
funny? She stopped for a second and said that he had always made
his own lunch.
Mexican, Serbian,
Rusian and fat woman
There were three men, a Mexican,
Serbian, and a Russian, on a plane along with a fat woman and 3
parachutes. The plane started going down, and the 3 men grabbed
the parachutes.
The Mexican jumped out yelling,
"God bless Mexico!"
The Serbian jumped out and
screamed, "God bless Serbia!"
The Russian jumped out yelling,
"God bless mother Russia!"
The fat woman jumped out without a
parachute and yelled, "God bless whoever I land on!"
