Fine Mexican Jokes

You Know You Are a Mexican When...

You share the same social security number with all your amigos.
You smell like BO all the time.
You don't know what BO is.

You mow lawns for a living.
You fart more than you breathe.
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.
You are in a five-passenger car with eight people in it.