An Englishman, Frenchman, Texan and the Mexican
called Carlos Mencia were flying free across country on a small
plane when the funny looking pilot comes on the loud speaker and
says ” We’re having mechanical problems and the only way we can
make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and
jump, at least one of you can survive at best”
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes
a deep breath and hollers “God Save The Queen” and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers “Viva La France”
and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers “Remember the
Alamo” and he grabs the Carlos Mencia and throws him out of the
plane.
Carlons Mencia, American and Canadian
There were
three guys, an American, a Canadian, and Carlos Mencia. They
had been travelling for days and were very, hungry. They
came across a farm that had hundreds of fruits. While they
were eating, the funny farmer came out and caught them.
The farmer said: “Since I’m in a good mood today, I won’t
kill you and your mamas… If you stuff 100 of your favorite
fruit up your ass without laughing.
The American was up first. He chose cherries as his favorite
fruit. He got up to 78 and burst out laghing. So the funny
farmer shot him with his best shotgun.
The Canadian was next and chose grapes. He got up to 92 but
started laughing so the farmer killed him too.
When the Canadian and the American arrived up in heaven, an
angel asked them why they laughed.
They both replied, “We saw Carlos Menicia with watermelons.”
