Really Dirty Mexican Jokes
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What is the Mexican mascot?
a) A low rider
b) A bean
c) The Border Patrol
d) Your dirty mom |
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Why
did the funny Mexican jump the border?
a) To get to the other side
b) To get welfare, free education, and to steal jobs
c) To make white a minority
d) To make America smellier
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Why do
Mexicans eat a lot of beans?
a) Farting is their mating call
b) They taste good
c) They are inexpensive
d) They are easy to pick
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Average Height of
Mexican |
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What is the
average height of a Mexican?
a) 6ft even
b) 5ft 4in
c) 5 ft 1in
d) 4 ft 9in
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Based on the
commonly used border hopping technique, how do you hide from the
Border Patrol?
a) Hide under the fence
b) Don't hide just run like a monkey
c) Sit down and protest against the harsh American laws
b) Pretend to be an American
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Added: 08.02.2008.
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