Jokes About Fat People

A rather wide woman (read fat), is crossing the street, and all of sudden a car which was driven by a blonde hit her. The fat woman screamed :” Are ya crazy, you fool, you could’ve drove around!” And the blonde goes: “ I am sorry, lady, I didn’t have enough gas!”

A fat man says to a skinny guy “If people were to see you, they’d think that our world is full of hunger.” And the skinny one replies “And if they’d see you they would think you caused it!”

I am not fat, I am a woman and a half.