Fat People Jokes

 
      Skinny guy and Yo Mamma
 

In Sarajevo, ’23. An extremly skinny guy rings the door bell. A big meter and a half yo mamma opens the door.

   

She is eating a salame sandwich and with her mouth full asks:“ Where’s the fire?“

The skinny guy says:“ Please, mam’ I was shot on the lines of fire, and there’s been 15 days since I hadn’t ate.  

You see I’ve been starving for days.“

And the yo mamma answers: “Oh boy Oh boy, thats not any good! If you want to be more healthy you have to eat! Even by force!“

      Fat Lady In The Beach
 

 

A fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard comes near her
and says, "Excuse me miss, could you please leave the beach?"

The obese lady replies, "Why? What is the matter?"

"Well you see," says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty
late, and the tide wants to come in!"

 

Blondes & Butter What do blondes have in common with butter?
They both spread for bread.

  Added: 30.01.2008.  Views: 12371  Rate:



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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