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      Blonde Advices a Driver
 

A truck is waiting in front of the traffic-lights... A breathless blonde knocks on the window..knock knock.

   

The trucker opens and the blonde says: „Hi, my name is Kiky, you’re loosing stuff from the track, it’s falling out!“ But the trucker doesn’t seem to notice what she says and continues to drive.  

On the next semaphore, the same thing happens. She knocks, he opens the window, and the blonde goes „Hi, my name is Kiky, something is falling out of the truck!“ But the trucker ignores her and proceeds further.

At the third stop the blonde knocks again . The trucker who is already pissed off opens the window, and the almost out of air blondegoes „Hi, I am Kiky, and you have something spilling out of the truck!“ and the trucker replies „Hi, I am Fickret, it’s snowing outside, and I am spilling the salt!“

      Blonde And Psychiatrist
 

 

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist:

"I travel a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never get in touch with me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a a cell phone?"

Blonde: "Those are a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.

Psychiatrist: "Oh ... How is that working for you?"

Blonde: "Well, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist: "..and why do you think that is?"

Blonde: "I think its because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

 


  Added: 30.01.2008.  Views: 9723  Rate:



  katie
i didnt get it jahjahaafjdasnvaoerta
  T.J.
There is a Blonde driving a car and she crashes into
a tree... about a half hour later she wakes up to a c
op knocking on her window. The Blonde gets out and th
e cop says m'am are you ok... she says yeah... but it
was crazy! I was just driving and out of no where ca
me this tree. So i swerved to the right, there it was
again and so i swerved to the left, and there it was
again, so back to the right and.... the cop cut her
off short and said m'am... There is not another tree
on this road for the next 30 miles, that was your air
freshiner swinging back and forth!!! =)
  natasha
HAHA REALLY FUNNY=)
  Kristen
the first one killed it but the second was prettty go
od :)
  Brooke Lee-Ann
there's a blonde a brunette and a red head all on a r
oad trip. their car brakes down about 10 miles to the
nearest town and they decide to get out and walk to
a machanic. before the left they decide that each of
them is going to bring one thing for the road. the br
unette brings food the red head brings water and the
blonde brings a car door. about 10 minutes of walking
the blonde and red head ask the brunette why she too
k food. "well if i get hungry i'll have sumthing to e
at" she said. then the blonde and the brunette ask th
e red head why she took water. " well if i get thirst
y i'll have sumthing to drink" she said. then later t
he red and brunette ask the blonde why she took a car
door. she responds " in case it gets hot outside i c
an just roll down the window"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

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