Best Nigger Jokes - Black People Jokes

A man walks into a bar, with an alligator on a leash.
He sits down on a stool and asks the barkeeper, "Do you serve niggers?"

The barkeeper comes over and replies, "Yeah, but we don't call them by that name anymore.
We call them 'African Americans' instead."
"Fantastic!," says the man. "Bring a beer for me and a nigger for my alligator."

In which way do Americans asphalt their roads?
-They line the niggers and overrun them with road rollers.
And for the white line?
-"Middle row, Smile!"

How do you fit 100 Cubans into a shoe box?
Tell them its a raft.

Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
Feed a family of four.

Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet?
I.D.

What is a huge round thing with red, green, yellow, orange, purple and pink?
A nigger mamma dressed for church.

What is the difference between a white owl and a black one?
A white owl goes like, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"