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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American lady. Although his english wasn’t perfect they got along very well.

One day he rushed to the solicitor’s and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The solicitor said that getting a divorce would depend on circumstances and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home😊

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?😳

It made of concrete😊

I dont think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?😔

No, we have a carport and not need one😊

I mean what are your relations like?😣

All my relations are in Poland😒

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?😨

We have hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player😋

Does your wife beat you up?😨

No I always up before her😝

Is your wife a nagger?😱

No she white 😞

Why do you want this divorce?😱

She going to kill me 👹

What makes you think that?

I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She is going to poison me.
She bought a bottle at drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English well and it says:

POLISH REMOVER!!!!!

Don’t laugh alone. 😂 😂

 

 

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