Wednesday, July 26, 2017

School joke

School joke   In class Teacher:Max ,why are you down to day? Max:because mum is in hospital and dad is at the police station.. Teacher:sorry dear do you want to go home? Max:yess Max,goes home and teacher ask the remaining pupils Teacher:why is Max's father at the police station and the mother in hospital? Pupils:because his father is a policeman and the mother is a nurse Teacher:stupid child! call...
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Dress code

Dress code   Unknown source
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Random jokes

Random jokes     Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight... A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him... 'Nice perfume.....which one is it?... I want to give it to my wife..!!' Lady: 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!' ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌ A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kamal doesn't smell nice in class. Please try...
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What bird

What bird   Unknown source  
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Stay safe

Stay safe   Fleming arms
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Late

Late   unknown source
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Pikachu

Pikachu   From reddit
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TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

😂👍 TANJOOBERRYMUTTS 🎋 By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". Believe me... you WILL understand!!! Here goes... The following is a telephonic exchange between a Hotel guest & room-service in China ... Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service." Room Service: "Rye, Roon sirbees... morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?" Guest: "Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon &...
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Light photography

Light photography   Unknown source
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Happiest Day

Happiest Day   Unknown source  
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