Teacher:Max ,why are you down to day?
Max:because mum is in hospital and dad is at the police station..
Teacher:sorry dear do you want to go home?
Max,goes home and teacher ask the remaining pupils
Teacher:why is Max’s father at the police station and the mother in hospital?
Pupils:because his father is a policeman and the mother is a nurse
Teacher:stupid child! call him back!
Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight…
A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him…
‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?… I want to give it to my wife..!!’
Lady: ‘Don’t give her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!’
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Kamal doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Dear Teacher, Kamal is not a rose, Don’t smell him,Teach him ……
Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?
Son : Don’t know
Mother : Devote some time to pay attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Aunty Yasmeen?
Mother : Don’t know
Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also
A cute excuse:
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?
Student: One of my shoes was in mom’s hand, and the other in dad’s..
Wife: I hate that beggar.
Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on
“How to Cook !!!
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife’s scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Did u drink?????
Husband : no!
Wife: Idiot!!! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!!!
Don’t laugh alone. Pass it on to your buddies..
By the time you read through this you will understand “TANJOOBERRYMUTTS”. Believe me… you WILL understand!!!
Here goes… The following is a telephonic exchange between a Hotel guest & room-service in China …
Room Service: “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”
Guest: “Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service.”
Room Service: “Rye, Roon sirbees… morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?”
Guest: “Uh… Yes, I’d like to order bacon & eggs.”
Room Service: “Ow ulai den?”
Guest: ” …….What?”
Room Service: “Ow ulai den?… Pryed, boyud, pochd?”
Guest: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.”
Room Service: “Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?”
Guest: “Crisp will be fine.”
Room Service: “Hokay. An sahn toes?”
Room Service: “An toes. ulai sahn toes?”
Guest: “I…. Don’t think so..”
RoomService: “No? Udo wan sahn toes?”
Guest: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘udo wan sahn toes’ means.”
RoomService: “Toes! Toes!… Why Uoo don wan toes?… Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?”
Guest: “Oh, English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘toast’… Fine…Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
RoomService: “We botter?”
Guest: “No, just put the botter on the side.”
Guest: “I mean butter… Just put the butter on the side.”
Guest: “Excuse me?”
Room Service: “Copy.. tea… meel?”
Guest: “Yes. Coffee, please… And that’s everything.”
Room Service: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy… Rye?”
Guest: “Whatever you say.”
Room Service: “Tanjooberrymutts.”
Guest: “You’re welcome”
Remember I did say “By the time you read through this… YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ‘TANJOOBERRYMUTTS’